ME-Sexual and How I Became a Rock Star in Bed: Episode 5

Welcome to the fifth episode of the May Wyld West Show.

So guess what? It's time again for the Mae Wild West Show Notes 

Now let's full send into today's episode. So guess what I did? I have asked probably five couples to see if anybody would like to come on the Mae Wild West show and interview me about their experiences in the swinger lifestyle but nothing has worked so far. So if you know a couple or you are a couple who'd like to be interviewed, why don't you hit me up on any of my social media Reddit, Instagram, Facebook, or FET life?  

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ME-Sexual as a Concept

I don't know about you guys, but when I smoke flower, it just hits a little different.  I end up in this whole introspective, self-evaluating headspace. Between that and going to see a counselor, where I am learning how to do a better job of taking care of myself so that I can be a better wife and mom, this all led me to today's episode. 

We’re going to start with the concept that my husband has been giving me shit forever about being “ME-Sexual.” Yeah, ME-Sexual. Basically what I'm trying to say is I am about anything that gets me off. Which sounds selfish, self-absorbed, and like a little bit of a pillow princess, which I can be all those things. But I determined that being ME-Sexual is probably what makes me an absolute porn star in the sack.  Yes that sounds like I'm tooting my own horn, but I've got references, and I'm pretty fucking good. Just saying. 

Okay, so I guess to explain ME-Sexual and to explain me, there are a couple of things you have to know. The first thing is, I'm one of those women who can get off 7000 times. I don't count orgasms. Yes, I am very, very lucky. And no, you don't have to be a rock star at sex to get me off. So, as weird as it sounds, I can have sex and not be 100% in the moment. Or not be 100% having my socks rocked and still have an orgasm. I also am one of those girls that can squirt. Take it for what you want. Good, bad. I'm not getting into a discussion today about whether or not it's urine or some other fluid. It's just a thing. I warn people up front, but it's another party trick. It just doesn't take that much to have happen. 

Swinger Story Time

So I am going to start with a little story. The first time my husband and I got ourselves into a situation that I guess you could call it an orgy, we sort of just fell into it.  So we were at Mon Chalet in Denver, Aurora technically, and there was this group of other swinger couples who were in and out of the hot tubs, laughing and having this great time. My husband and I were very new to the lifestyle and didn't know how to interact with any of the other couples. 

At one point we were all in the same hot tub, and they were all laughing and joking, when somebody said something about the one guy who had a pair of thong pink camo, banana hammock Speedos that he would wear swimming sometimes, so I popped off and said, “I want to see that for science if nothing else.” 

My smart mouth led us to meet these couples, who were a lot of fun, they all asked us to come back to their room with them. So we walk into the room and everybody starts making out, and pretty soon they're having sex, and the hubby and I are like, “okay, I guess we're doing this.” Which was awkward, not gonna lie, but that's a story for another day. 

How this connects to being ME-Sexual is they all found out how easy it was for me to have an orgasm, and then they all found out how easy it was for me to squirt.  it became a joke about it being my party trick, partially because anybody could make me do it.  Partially because I don't know if you know about new relationship energy or if you know anything about toddlers with new toys, but everybody wants to play with a new toy.  In those moments, that's when I realized how much fun everybody else had making me get off. So I guess this is kind of where the whole joke about me being ME-Sexual started. Everybody else was about me too.

I’m Not Completely Self Absorbed

Everything else being about me too would have made me the absolute worst person to have sex with in the entire world, if I hadn't figured out the second half. So for the purpose of discussing ME-Sexual there are two different terminologies: one is “orgasm” and one is “getting off.”  

You don't have to have an orgasm to get off on something. I get off on guys with muscular arms, especially forearms. Fucking hot. That's my thing. That is part of what attracted me to Mr. West in the first place. So there's that. But muscular arms probably aren't going to give me an actual physical orgasm, but knowing that I'm looking for those two different experiences allows me to be that person who is willing to try anything for science at least three times. If you want to follow the scientific method. 

Just because I'm willing to “try anything” doesn't mean I don't know where my limits are or what are things that I'm not into.  being ME-Sexual allows me to have the confidence to say, no, I'm not into that. I already tried, I don't want to do that. 

For example, I am not into kissing on the mouth. For me, kissing on the mouth is something that I only do with my husband. First of all, it's a romance thing. It's a love thing and it's a you're way too far into my bubble thing, which is weird for somebody who's down to have sex with multiple partners that I have a really large personal bubble, mostly around my face. I don't mind kissing girls because they're soft. They don't try to swallow your face generally, which is a risk I've found with a lot of men trying to eat your face while they're trying to kiss you. But that's just not my thing.  because I'm ME-Sexual, I can say to somebody that's not going to get me off in any way, shape, or form. So that's a hard limit. 

In Search Of 

Not only do I know what my limits are, I know what I'm looking for. I know what things are going to make me orgasm or are going to make me get off.  I tend to go after those things or chase things that will, or try things that have a really good chance of getting me off. I have super bad ADHD, which makes me kind of a scatter, but I've also learned about chasing the dopamine, and I figure sex is the ultimate chase for the dopamine situation. So for me, chasing orgasms is more like riding a roller coaster where you climb, climb, climb. But you know there's going to be a drop-off versus just climbing a hill and hoping that there's something at the top. 

Education In Oral Sex

So now you're saying, “Great, yippee, May, you can get off. Congratulations. Good for you.”

How does that make you somebody somebody else wants to have sex with? I don't know if you've ever been in a situation where you're with another person and you're trying all your tricks, you're pulling out all the stops and you just cannot get that other person to get there. Trust me, I feel you. I go through this with my husband. 

Literally, I think I have finished three blowjobs in the 12 years that we've been together. First of all, I don't have the attention span. Second of all, the man is impossible to get off from a blowjob, but I have done it three times at least. That's why I used to hate giving blowjobs because I thought the point of it was to get somebody else off. It is, but it does not necessarily make them orgasm. 

If I'm going to be completely honest, I was fairly awful at giving blowjobs when my husband and I first got together, but that had more to do with me being selfish than it did with me being ME-Sexual. It was something I had to do before we could get to the good part, and I didn't really get anything out of it, so I didn't put that much effort into it. Well, come to find out, get a girl some Adderall so she can stay focused on something, and then give her a whole bunch of atta girls while she's doing it.  I can suck your soul out right through your dick. It's a real thing, I promise. 

The other thing I learned how to do is use my natural competitiveness. Sex can become a competition, and not one of those competitions to see who can get the most whore points. (732. In case you're curious) but more  I want to be the best so that I can make sure that somebody else loses control and they groan or do whatever it is that shows how good what I'm doing is making them feel. And that's how I made blowjobs about me. 

I’m Gonna Do Me

The last way that being ME-Sexual has made me enjoy sex and become better in bed, is that I no longer care about what other people think of what I look like. I enjoy going nude swimming because instead of thinking, oh God, they're all staring at me because I look like a hippopotamus, I'm thinking people find me sexy, but everybody else seems to think it's pretty sexy. So I can focus on myself and my pleasure in that moment.  

I also mean that in the sense of my O face because I look like I'm having some sort of seizure or an exorcism and I was always embarrassed by it.  here's the real secret. Other people find me losing control just as sexy as I do, watching people lose control because of the things I'm doing. So it's a win-win. Everybody gets orgasms. 

I don't want any of you to think that this is an absolute or an all the time and oh my God, look at me. She's got her life fucking together cause I don't. I still get self-conscious and I still get upset, and I still beat myself up for things that I probably shouldn't have to beat myself up for.  But it's something that I strive to achieve. 

As awkward as that first orgy started, and as embarrassed as I was back then when everybody was all about making me have orgasms and making me the center of attention. We ended up playing with some of those people a couple more times and always had a great time. So here's the hard pitch. Try being ME-Sexual. Try being about anything that gets you off.  And if you have to get out your mask and be Batman.

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You’ll Probably Guess What Happened

One more point of housekeeping before I go. I'm pretty sure everybody wants to find out what happened. When Mr. West found out that I was wearing a butt plug through the recording of our last episode. Well, I can promise you this. The anal sex hasn't been that good in a minute, and I'm definitely going to have to come up with a few more tricks to surprise him. 

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